Little Mayday ParadeThings List

Here’s a text version of everything added to our list so far. They’ve all been linked and this page will be updated every time we add something.  

1. Brooks Betts is the sex
2. Derk
3. Songy-songs
4. Derek’s “smart glasses”
5. Cabbage
6. Lyrics
7. The long song titles
8. Derek’s “crazy arms”
9. Jeremy’s beanie
10. The way that they have one song about every single thing I’m feeling.
11. “Jake Jake Jake! If you were a sandwich what would you be?”
12. Bangarang
13. Jake’s eyes
14. How Derek performs barefoot on stage
15. Horrible British accents
16. Hand puppets
17. Jake’s backup vocals
18. Alex’s unexplained love of cats
19. Vegetarianism
20. “I smell awesome now, just so you know.”
21. The way Derek always tosses the microphone in the air.
22. Faceless man
23. “I’d eat Jake first. He has some lean meat.”
24. Brooks’ tank top
25. Jake’s bear hugs
26. “I’d be a star shaped piñata filled with cottage cheese”
27. Brooks’ love of trains
28. Making it perfectly acceptable to call someone a simple little whore
29. Scallywag
30. Chicago
31. “The Mayday Parade Fartfaces”
32. When Cabby accidentally angles the camera so that you can see Jake’s naked torso in the background
33. “Do you think Oprah tastes like chocolate?”
34. Alex’s rabies
35. “Fake fake fake fake even more fake”
36. Jake singing the Kitty Cat Dance Song
37. “Super cool to the homeless!”
38. Alex and Jeremy dancing to Oops, I Did It Again in the car
39. Alex, Jake, and Derek all meowing a song
40. Jake making funny faces behind Brooks’ back
41. Early morning wake up fail
42. Jake being freaked out by stalkers and playing games with them
43. Death By Horse Cock
44. Alex’s love of history
45. Derek the scientist
46. The way Derek says “please” in Stay
47. When the boys wear red
48. The fact that “A Shot Across The Bow” is probably the happiest sounding revenge song ever
49. The way Derek says “let me see your smile, let me see it.” in You’re Dead Wrong
50. Grey Madison
51. Their love for DiGiorno
52. The fact that they always match on stage
53. “What’s up Sexy” in the “When I Grow Up” cover
54. Jake and Derek’s perfect harmonies
55. Derek’s lack of knowledge in Pokemon
56. “Who’s Jeremy? …. Oh, Cabbage!”
57. Jeremy photobombing
58. The way Derek drags out his words when he talks
59. Screen shot poses
60. “Do you guys want to hear the new album?! *pause* No? Alright.”
61. Brooks blowing kisses
62. “I want to make out with his lips! Like they’re a piece of candy”
63. Cabbage looking like Bam Margera all night
64. Brooks denying he’s a ginger
65. Jake and Alex freaking out about Megan Fox’s thumbs
66. The way Jake bites his tongue randomly
67. Cabbage’s little accent
68. The way Alex And Derek push their hair back
69. The fact that they care so much about their fans
70. The way they take the time after every show to make sure they meet every fan
71. Derek being the most amazing father Grey could have
72. Cabbage being a sassy pants
73. Brooks’ tattoo sleeve
74. Jake being smoking hot
75. The way Derek says Las Vegas in Jamie all Over
76. The duct tape on Derek’s mic
77. Brooks, Derek, and Jeremy all having blue eyes
78. Alex’s brown eyes
79. The fact that Jason and Derek are still friends
80. The way Derek says “whore” in When I Get Home
81. The way Jason sings “…or break down the door to your heart” in the acoustic version of “Three Cheers for Five Years.”
82. Alex’s perpetually sexy emo/scene hairstyle
83. The two bonus tracks on the “Anywhere But Here” album
84. Go Radio
85. “Play us a sad song, DERK!”
86. “What’s up? We’re Mayday Parade…”
87. “It’s like being born again!”
88. The way Derek says Mayday Parade
89. Brook’s “Florida Fucking State” t-shirt
90. Derek’s lisp
91. Jeremy’s bacon interview
92. Derek and Alex’s rolling chair race
93. The fact that the image of the girl on the back of the self-titled album booklet is the same as the album cover for Valdosta
94. The crowd singing in some songs
95. Derek’s stuffed animals in his bunk
96. Alex is my very close friend because he has huge nipples
97. “I’m Alex and I sing. Oh wait no… I play guitar.”
98. “I’m Jake and I dr- I play drums. I drum. I play something. I play bongos.”
99. Their extensive discussion on which Disney princess they want to bang
100. Alex’s evil twin Balex
101. Theme songs
102. Alex going on about how horrible men’s bathrooms are
103. Jake’s FMK
104. The Derek Sanders Show
105. Alex trying to peek at Cabbage’s drawing
106. When you can’t hear “In My Head” on the radio without singing “MAYDAY PARADE”
107. The fact that it says “bangarang” in the beginning of the “in my head” cover
108. Jake’s man crush on Josh Franceschi
109. ‘Business Brooks’
110. Dog-guitar
111. Derek solving the Rubik’s cube
112. Monopoly nights
113. Everyone walks backwards across the pond
114. I need you to help me put my pants on in the morning, Josh
115. “Just jerkin my gerkin”
116. The Derek Sander’s Apple Jacks foundation
117. Alex and Derek always wearing their “Bangarang” bracelets
118. Their fail attempts to get people to vote for them on on the mtv u freshman pick of the week
119. Alex always wanting to go first
120. Brooks complaining about not having his whole face in the video
121. Alex repeating his intro more than needed
122. Everyone’s delayed reactions when it’s their turn to speak
123. Cabbage’s 7 smiles
124. Derek’s mess up
125. Cabbage singing and dancing Karma Chameleon
126. Alex talking about high school
127. Shirtless Jake
128. The boys in suits
129. The emotion in Derek’s voice during Stay
130. How you can just feel Derek’s voice in “Without The Bitter The Sweet Isn’t As Sweet”
131. Derek hating to play Terrible Things
132. Alex’s party cup
133. How Derek asks for the definition of mozzarella and mayonnaise
134. The vocalizing towards the end of You’re Dead Wrong
135. Jesus Sanders
136. Derek’s smile
137. How Stay switches into Call Me Hopeless, But Not Romantic seamlessly
138. How tracks 6-8 on their self-titled album make a mini story.
139. Everything’s an Illusion being written in honor of Jake’s friend
140. That small pause between “please…stay” in the song “Stay.”
141. Jake’s tattoo of “Georgia in my mind” on his right side.
142. Alex’s never-changing hairstyle
143. Derek posting pictures of Grey as a proud father
144. Cabby’s photo where he’s sitting on a box of cabbage
145. Brooks hair flip during concerts
146. Jake’s tattoo of an anchor on his foot for You Be The Anchor song
147. Peace, Love, and Cabbage
148. Derek’s crooked teeth
149. Alex not knowing the title of “You Be The Anchor” 
150. The story of Piss-pants
151. The story of Throw up girl
152. “Derek and Jason duke it out”
153. “Maybe we should’ve started out not so energetic, then I wouldn’t have to sweat my ass off every night”
154. Jake being the girliest
155. Brooks the Cowboy
156. “Yo girl, your momma let you date?”
157. “Derek, I’m suppose to say Guns n Roses!”
158. How “Oh Well, Oh Well” kind of has references to the rest of the songs on the album
159. Those moments when the pace of a song speeds up or slow down
160. The way Derek sings “You’ll be the brightest star in the sky” the last time
161. Derek not knowing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song
162. Jeremy (Cabbage)’s crooked smile
163. How Derek throws the microphone up at least ten times during a set
164. The way Derek puts his hand in the air as he gets into the song
165. How Brooks mouths the words to every song on stage
166. How they have a song for every situation
167. The way Derek says “keep on truckin’!”
168. The memories you get when you hear “I look back to the one and only summer time”
169. When Derek yells “and this song is called Oh Well, Oh Well!”
170. The way Derek closes his eyes and smirks while he sings with passion
171. The fact that every Parader prayed for Jake’s voice to be better; even the ones who don’t pray
172. Getting butterflies while listening to their music
173. Feeling as if their music is the only only thing can can truly represent my feelings
174. The way Jake finished his autograph with a little smiley face
175. How their songs sound so different yet so alike
176. Brooks Betts’ happy trail and V
177. Giraffe Head
178. Derek’s crooked smile
179. Sex It UP Kid
180. Seeing them live for the first time
181. Derek’s voice when he says “oh my God” in Black Cat